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All your wealth in one dashboard. Without giving anyone your name.

Stocks, crypto, DeFi positions and gold — one net worth, always current.
No broker passwords. No KYC. No email, even.
Paste a wallet address or drop your broker's CSV. That's the whole setup.

Stocks & ETFsCrypto & DeFi — decodedPhysical gold & metalsNo KYC · No emailWallet address — read-onlyCSV & PDF importPay in USDC · prepaidRead-only. Forever.We never hold keysWe sell you nothingPublic changelogGDPR by designStocks & ETFsCrypto & DeFi — decodedPhysical gold & metalsNo KYC · No emailWallet address — read-onlyCSV & PDF importPay in USDC · prepaidRead-only. Forever.We never hold keysWe sell you nothingPublic changelogGDPR by design
01

One number. Every asset.

Stocks, ETFs, crypto, DeFi positions (staking, LP, lending — actually decoded, not just token balances) and physical metals, in one net worth. Stop reconciling four apps and a spreadsheet.

02

Nothing to leak.

Other trackers ask for your broker login and your identity. We take a public wallet address and the CSV your broker already gives you. No credentials on our servers means no credentials to break, leak, or subpoena.

03

We sell you nothing.

No trading, no advisory, no insurance upsells, no order flow. Read-only, forever — so we have no opinion about your portfolio and no incentive to push products on it. You pay for software. That's the entire business model.

IF THIS SOUNDS FAMILIAR

Why people are leaving mainstream trackers.

“Our users' biggest frustration”

is how the CEO of Europe's biggest wealth app described broken account syncing — in his own 2026 shareholder letter. Credential-based aggregation breaks. Constantly.

1,590 wallets · ~$2.2M

drained in the 2024 breach of a leading crypto tracker. Every credential and key a tracker holds is attack surface. We hold neither.

€12M to stop tracking

is what Europe's biggest portfolio tracker just raised — to pivot into selling AI wealth advisory. When the tracker becomes the salesman, your data becomes the pitch.

10 assets, then pay

the cap a broker-owned tracker put on its free plan in late 2025 — with users' own manually-entered history behind the paywall. Your data, held hostage.

Names, numbers and sources on the blog: Your portfolio tracker shouldn't need your identity →

The dashboard.

One screen. Your entire financial life. No name on the door.

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EPT Academy.

Free lessons on YouTube. Full courses on the platform — the tracker is the lab.

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Build a hardened dev environment from scratch. ZeroTier, SSH, iptables, VPS security — the infrastructure layer serious builders live on.

Intermediate
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Financial Options

Greeks, volatility surface, GEX, asymmetric positioning. From theory to live desk. The course serious private investors don't find anywhere else.

Advanced
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AI Systems & Automation

Build multi-LLM pipelines, MCP servers, and autonomous agents from first principles. The exact stack powering EPT Lab.

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WHAT YOU GET

What you get on day one.

Live portfolio

Wallet addresses sync on-chain automatically — including DeFi positions, decoded. Broker holdings come in by CSV/PDF. One net worth, with history, allocation and cashflow.

Curated market feed

A hand-curated feed of market voices worth hearing — deduplicated, rotated, no engagement-bait. Context for your numbers, not noise.

Pay like cash

Free tier to start. Paid tiers are prepaid in USDC/USDT — no card, no name, no auto-renew. Unused time refundable within 30 days.

GDPR by design

Your API keys encrypted AES-256-GCM at rest. No vendor lock-in. No sharing with third parties. Runs on Oblyx infrastructure — not a SaaS you can't exit.

Up and running in three steps.

01Add your assets

Paste a public wallet address (read-only — we can see positions, never touch them). Drop the CSV or PDF your broker already gives you. Add gold and cash manually. No logins, no API keys required.

02Get one net worth

Stocks, ETFs, crypto, DeFi positions decoded (staking, LP, lending), metals — one number, one history, allocation and cashflow included.

03Stay unknown

Your account is a number, not a name. Upgrade by prepaying in USDC/USDT if you want more — like paying cash. Export everything, anytime. Delete everything, anytime.

Part of the Oblyx ecosystem

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See everything.
Reveal nothing.

EPT Lab is in private beta. Join the waitlist — founding members lock preferred terms.
No card required. And true to form: an email is all we'll ever ask.

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